Bond limericks V

April 23, 2010

Bond lit a Morland’s Specials,

probing croco-carnassials.

The fangs were of plastic

and rather eleastic,

courtesy of Q-branch initials.

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Very rough, sure you can polish it up

An agent called Bond
who the ladies were very fond
sleep with him they did try
but his rejections made them cry
as he was really a fairy with a wand
by Markus Wolf May 15, 2010 at 8:38 am
Many thanks! Only saw this just now, sorry for the delay. Will try to smooth the edges…
by liamdevlin May 18, 2010 at 5:54 am